Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Rod Has Man Boobs...Confirm'd

So A Rod is a bigger scumbag then anyone could have thought? Who really cares. I have long resigned myself to the fact that the majority of MLB'ers are cheating in some form. Whether it is scuffing the ball, corking the bat, roids, greenies, stealing signs, yelling "ha" during a pop up, etc etc, it is all the same crap.

Major League Baseball, is as American as the consitution. Ironically enough the same problems that have plagued this country in recent years have trickled down (or up) to MLB.

On Wall Street everyone was cheating the system and doing just enough not to get caught. However, when the gig is up the bottom falls out pretty quickly. MLB was once one of the cornerstones of our culture. It was America's past time. Now it is just a joke. A mess of a league filled with more likely a high proportion of cheaters than guys who are playing it by the rules.

Just like in "real life" the damage has already been done. No ammount of appologies, firings, suspensions, bailouts, or new strategies can unring the bell and reverse the damage.

If A(cup) Rod is cheating to get better then what the hell kind of things are happening on the Brewers or in AA/AAA baseball. If Joe Blow on the Louisville Bats (AAA) see's a guy like A Rod's lifestlye you better damn well believe he is popping whatever he can find into his veins to try and get better.

Baseball is a game of feet and inches. Fifteen feet in left field seperate a 50 home run a year guy and shlep rock who hits %.150. Inches seperate and bat speed seperate a number two hitter and a guy who is 40 and playing AA ball in Topeka.

If you had the chance to make millions and millions of dollars and knew there was a way you could bolster your liklihood of getting that money, damn straight you are going to cheat!

The scary thing is the fact that A(cup) Rod was considered to be a guy who was "clean". If a guy who is clean is up to all this crap imagine what the guys who are "dirty" are involved in.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Have A Nice Life Paul Harris

Paul Harris, have a nice life. Your NBA career err NBA D League Career will hopefully last a season or a two.

If Jimmy B calls you pick up the phone and return his calls. If your arent returning Jimmy B's calls Im sure your not returning your baby mamas calls either!

I am glad Paul Harris is no longer a member of the Cuse baketball team. Now I can actually root for them and watch a game.

I have long been on to Paul's act. Going to school at Niagara University there were always stories of Paul's off the court antics. I won't go into them because most them are hearsay. However, I would put good money on the fact that most of them are/were true!

Paul Harris' on and off the court antics were a disgrace to the proud tradition of Syracuse Basketball!

Great Article of Mr. Harris and the weeks leading up to him leaving Syracuse

Aaron Maybin

The more I read about Aaron Maybin the more it seems that Aaron is best cut out for the NFL when used one or two downs per series.

His unbelieveable speed off the end should make up for his lack of size. Those who think that Maybin is a one trick pony should take into consideration the following...Maybin will be primarily used on pass rush situations. In a shotgun situation Maybin rushing off the end will have a distinct speed advantage against even the fastest of offensive guards! Even if the newest Bill can pressure the quarterback into making untimely throws the Bills are moving in the right direction.

One of the great thing about a player like Brue Smith was not only his sack total but his "hurries". Last year one of the Bills largest problems were their opposition quarterbacks had almost unlimited time. It was if the Bills were counting to 7 Mississippi!!!

Again, at this point anything productive is a step on the right direction


Quick Hits

Today Channel 4 reported that the Health Department were investigating several migrant workers in the Western New York area for potentially having the swine flu. This was pretty shocking to me. Not so much about the swing flu, but who the heck knew Buffalo had migrant workers? Has anyone ever seen a migrant worker in Western New York?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Donte Whitner

The same day that Donte Whitner pled not guility to the charges he faced in Cleveland the Bills rolled out a "Get To Know Donte" feature on their website.

Maybe we should all wait to see if Donte is innoncent or guilty. While he presumed innoncent, if he is guilty, why would we want to get to know someone who may or may not have hit a cop?

What's next? A virtual tour of Orenthals place on Englewood? Come on Bills! How about a get to know Jon Corto feature? You should sell the players parents, kids, and fans alike can look up to!

This is why I love Alexander Ovechkin!

Also, if anyone if the Bills PR Department reads this....It is 2009. Please take down the JP Losman Billboard you have had on 190 since 2006! JP Losman isn't even on the team anymore! My god! How embarassing!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Monday Is I Hate Spencer Pratt Day

One punch...He's down...

Bills Draft - First Round

At this point the bar is set so low for the Buffalo Bills and their draft picks as long as the players have a pulse they can be on the same level as some of the bills previous draft picks

Its pretty funny how the people on WGR550's bootleg draft day coverage were besides themselves with the Bills first two picks, while the pundits on ESPN and the NFL Network praised the Bills' picks! More on that later...

Aaron Maybin from Penn State is a pick that somewhat caught me off guard. However, who the hell cares? The Bills track record in the past drafts is pretty horrible. JP Losman, James Hardy, Ko Simpson, etc etc. Sometimes it is better to be lucky than to be good. Maybin represents a bit of a gamble. But let's be honest. The Bills haven't made the playoffs in almost a decade, another city is courting the franchise, and the only thing the owner has said since offering our terrible coach an extension was that he "was alive".

If Maybin is total bust and can not make the adjustment to the NFL we are no better or worse off for it.

If the newest Bills rusher works out Brandon and his crew are guru's. If he is a bust, Maybin is just another player in a long line of first round busts for the Buffalo Bills

Eric Wood from Louisville is a player that I really like! He reminds me of the Kent Hull/Jim Ritcher type. Smart, heady, tough, and well spoken. Wood is said to be among one of the smartest players in the draft. That is a good thing for the Bills. We need smart players. Players who not only can take care of their assignments on the field but players who are smart enough not to...

1. Hold a gun to their fathers head (allegedly) a la James Hardy

2. Get caught with a gun and drugs in a car with bogus license plates a la Marshawn Lynch

3. Get tased by a police officer a la Donte Whitner

As I previously mentioned, give me a 2-14 team of guys I can root for over a super bowl team with a bunch of thugs on it! I mean look at him! He looks like a football player!

Some people have said it will be tough for Wood to make the switch from Center of Guard. However, the kid is a heck of a blocker. Allowing him to worry just about blocking and not snapping the ball should actually help his cause on the line. I am pretty excited to see what this guy can do.

Maybin and Wood by all accounts are good kids who are "football players" not just guys who want to collect pay checks!
The Bills addressed their needs! Don't listen to WGR to form your thoughts! Every caller and most of the hosts were "shocked" at the Bills draft. The only person on that station who seemed to have a decent take on the Bills draft was Jerry Sullivan. What a waste of time that draft show was! Not once were any of the players the Bills picked ever mentioned!
I think I'll defer to ESPN, the USA TODAY, and NFL Network all whom gave the Bills very high marks!
However, only time will tell

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Reason For Birth Control-Curtis Byers

If there has ever been a reason for birth control it is this piece of garbage Curtis Byers.

Curtis, we will see what a tough guy you are in prison bud. Hopefully you will spend a long time in jail! My only wish is when you get out you spend the rest of your life unemployed eeking out a meager existence!

You, young man, are a piece of crap!

from the Buffalo News

The Williamsville South High School student who recently was charged with assaulting a classmate and had a past record of armed robbery and arson is in jail after being charged with violating his probation.
Curtis Byers, 17, was arraigned in State Supreme Court at 2 p.m. before Justice M. William Boller and is being held without bail in the Erie County Holding Center. Byers did not appear to have any family, friends or counsel present at his arraignment and said he could not afford a lawyer.
Byers was charged earlier this month with the felony assault of a classmate in March that resulted in multiple face fractures and required reconstructive surgery.
Prior to his transfer to the school this year, Byers had a criminal record in Buffalo that included a violent armed robbery in August 2007 and the June 2007 arson that nearly killed Buffalo Firefighter Mark P. Reed.
Police and fire officials said Byers confessed to both crimes.
Reed lost his right leg in the Wende Street arson after a brick chimney in the vacant home collapsed on him and shattered more than 30 bones in his body.
Byers not only confessed to setting fire to a vacant East Side building on Wende Street, but also to an armed robbery that occurred on nearby Kilhoffer Street two months later. Police said he and another teen robbed a gold necklace from a victim at gunpoint. The victim was shot in the arm.

The Draft of 1985

The Buffalo Bills draft of 1985 is among one of the best drafts in the history of professional sports. The '85 draft saw the Bills pick up some of the most legendary players in Bills history. Bruce Smith, Andre Reed, and Frank Reich were among the biggest names in the class.

The chances of Buffalo being that likely ever again are pretty slim. The chances of anyone at One Bills Drive having enough foresight to pick talent like they did in 1985 is even more unlikely.

The point is, if you can get three solid players in a draft you can considerably improve your team in a matter of hours.

The Bills had pressing needs in 1985 and they addressed all them. The Bills CAN NOT pick "the best player" on the board. They have to pick players who are the best at the posistions the bills need to be filled.

If the Bills do not address tight end, defensive end, and offensive line in this draft with players who can play this upcoming season we are just burning another year of below par football.

Considering we have a coach who is clueless, an owner who is almost 150 years old, and a scouting staff who is suspect at best, my hopes aren't too high.

It is interesting to see the parellel between the 1985 draft and the 2007 draft. Trent Edwards, Paul Poslusny, and Marshawn Lynch are quite capable of someday being legends in this town. However, the time is at hand for them to start proving themselves!

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Weekly I Hate Spencer Pratt Thread

No matter how crappy your day is going at least your not this idiot, Spencer Pratt.

Oh Alex!

This Alexander Ovechkin's bar tab for a night out "on the town". Pretty solid $264.00 on 24 Amstel Lights, $80 on coca cola, a shot of tequilla, and of course over $6grand on lap dances! Well played Alex, Well played. $9,146.00 at a bar in Russia is like spending a million dollars in a bar in the States. If Alex would have spend 10grand they would have actually given him the entire country of Russia.
Notice $275.00 on Tiffany...And some loser ordered a margarita...But I digress...

Update: I really like Alex. However, above is a picture from the epic night that had Alex spending over $9grand at Russian Bar/Brothel. My question is this, If you spent all that money wouldn't you hope that at the end of the night maybe some better "talent" would be sitting at your table? And nice demim Alex. My god, are you a pro athelete or a cashier at Abercrombie? That clown Markov doesn't get away easy either. You look like one of those drunk idiots with a beach ball and funnel I see every summer at Dave Matthews Band concerts. I know its Russia guys and most people are more worried about have bread than having a nice outfit to go out in, but boys, check out Banana Republic or Armani Exchange. Seriously, you two miscreants are doing nothing to change the stereotypes Americans have of Russia.

New Blood

Take a look at the Sabres "next wave".

Tyler Myers is the truth! By all accounts he will be an absolute force in the NHL

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Sunday Funday

For this installment of Sunday Funday let us take a trip down memory lane to some amazing Bills highlights. It has been so long since the Bills have been good there are people out there who are in high school whom were not even alive when the Bills were a legitimate contender. I won't even begin to say how incredible it is we all still support the subpar product we see every week (full disclosure: I am a Bills season ticket holder).

What are your favorite Bills memories?

I was at this game. Simply incredible!

Epic Art Wander footage, epic mesh hats, the early 90's were a strange time. Check out of some the names being thrown around!Also check out the amazing mullet at 1:25

Friday, April 17, 2009

Jason Peters heading to the Eagles

See ya Jason.
Thanks for nothing!
Have a nice life in Philly.

Peters to the Eagles for a 1st (#28) and 4th round pick in 2009 and an undisclosed pick in 2010.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Pirate Smack

You know your a Somalia pirate when you wear the necklace of bullets ala Arnold in Predator. Please take special notice to the duct taped barrell of the gun.

If these Pirates were smart they would take the money they are getting for these ships and upgrade their armada. No one has seen boats like this since the Tet Offensive in the Mekong Delta. At least roll with fiber class guys. No one is going to take you seriously with your ski masks and wooden boats. Memo to the Pirates: We have bombs that can make mountains disapeer. Your titanic life boats are over matched.

This is how we roll!

Pay The Man His Money

Fred Jackson per his agent released a statement today to ESPN and the Buffalo News basically saying that the Bills need players like Jackson on the team and should pay him what he is worth. His agent cites his clients character and contribution to the team as why the Jackson camp feels the league minimum contract the Bills offered Jackson is a slap in the face (no pun intended Mr. Donte Whitner)

Fast Freddie and his Agent are doing one heck of a job at working the system. While Jackson is a very solid #2 RB and probably deserves more than the league minimum, there is no doubt Jackson knows the Bills are in a pretty challenging position. Jackson is going to end up getting much more than he would have if Lynch didn't go gangster.

If Jackson sits we effectively have no starting running back currently on the roster for the first three games. Hypothetically, the first three games of the season we will be with out three of our starters in Lynch, Peters, and Jackson! Pretty solid!

"Fred Jackson and his agent think the Buffalo Bills should, in effect, put their money where their mouth is in regards to high-character players.
Jackson, the Bills' second-string running back, is without a signed contract and has been dissatisfied with the way negotiations on a long-term deal have gone this spring.
A day after Bills Chief Executive Officer Russ Brandon espoused the importance of strong character in the team's player evaluations, Jackson's agent, Jerry Douglas, released a statement.
"We find the organization's comments regarding the importance of character very interesting given their position on Fred Jackson," said Douglas, who is based in New Jersey. "I think it's a fair statement to say that during his three years with the Bills, Fred has demonstrated his high character and that he is second to none in that department, to say nothing of his on-the-field contributions. Yet the organization is not making a concerted effort to lock in Fred as part of the team's long-term future. Public statements are great as long as you mean what you say.""(

The Buffalo Bills need to pay Jackson a fair wage! The league minimum is not only an insult but a pretty low salary considering Marshawn Lynch is one mistake away from being down for an entire year! I don't understand what the Bills problem is. Jackson is doing what any smart businessman would do. He sees that the Bills have a pressing need and wants to maximize it. Don't blame the Bills. Blame that idiot Lynch who seems to have some real off the field problems.

As Teddy KGB said in Rounders "pay the man his money!" For God sakes. We have enough problems on the Bills with Lynch, Peters, Owens, a quarterback who has yet to prove anything, and coach who cant figure out how to challenge a call. We can't be going into training camp with our a starting RB for the first three games.

Quick Hit


Good work Buffalo. I know things are tough. But one my way home this evening from Canada I saw a soccer team practicing on a city field with no nets! How the hell can a soccer team practice with out nets? Its embarrassing Buffalo. There are kids playing soccer in Uganda who may not be wearing shoes when they play but they certainly have nets in their goal


WGR 550 now has a "Draft Special" show on weekdays at 7pm. It is single handedly the best and worst radio show I have ever heard in my life. The information presented on the show and the hosts knowledge is top notch. However, the esteemed hosts have slightly more talent than a two college kids doing a pod cast on Phish's reunion. The two guys actually have some potential. But for them to be on the radio at 7pm on weeknights on a station whom claims to be the #1 sports talk station in the country is a bad choice. Put on Dennis Williams!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Jets in Toronto?

You have got to be kidding me? Out of all the teams that the NFL could take, they chose the Jets. The Jet games are among the best games to attend for a wide variety of reasons. Unfortuantely, most of which have nothing to do with football. It seems that the NFL and/or the Bills management is slowly but surely going to wear us down until we as Bills fans cease to care. The fact that the game in TO is a Thursday is also very intersting. I am sure alot of Jets and Bills fans will drive through crappy weather up to Toronto, pay $100+ per ducat, $50 to park, $20 for a beer, and $250 for a hotel room all at a game where you can't tail gate!

A Thursday night game actually bodes well for Buffalo. Nobody is going to go to this thing. If they had trouble selling the place out on a weekend there is no way they sell out on a Thursday. Football is a Sunday afternoon event! If Rogers wants to market the NFL in Toronto they should market the traditional Sunday afternoon expierience. All a Thursday night game is going to is fill the seats with businessmen. Ever been to the Air Canada Center? I've been to church services louder than that place.

The apparent total lack of a solid marketing plan should ease Bills fans a bit. It is going to be hard to beat last years event in terms of attendance and "buzz". By all accounts last years game in Toronto was a massive failure!

The rest of the schedule looks rather interesting. No real stand outs other than a rael nice back to back home game stretch in in September!

Sept. 14, Mon.: @ New England Patriots, 7 p.m., ESPN LOSS (0-1)
Sept. 20, Sun.: Tampa Bay Buccaneerss, 4:05 p.m., Ch. 29 WIN (1-1)
Sept. 27, Sun.: New Orleans Saints, 4:05 p.m., Ch. 29 LOSS(1-2)
Oct. 4, Sun.: @ Miami Dolphins, 4:05 p.m., Ch. 4 WIN (2-2)
Oct. 11, Sun.: Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 WIN (3-2)
Oct. 18, Sun.: @ New York Jets, 4:15 p.m., Ch. 4 WIN (4-2)
Oct. 25, Sun.: @ Carolina Panthers, 4:05 p.m., Ch. 4 LOSS (4-3)
Nov. 1, Sun.: Houston Texans, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 WIN (5-3)
Nov. 15, Sun.: @ Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 LOSS (5-4)
Nov. 22, Sun.: @ Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 LOSS (5-5)
Nov. 29, Sun.: Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 LOSS (5-6)
Dec. 3, Thu.: vs. New York Jets at Toronto, 8:20 p.m., NFL WIN (6-6)
Dec. 13, Sun.: @ Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 WIN (7-6)
Dec. 20, Sun.: New England Patriots, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 LOSS (7-7)
Dec. 27, Sun.: @ Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m., Ch. 4 WIN (8-7)
Jan. 3, Sun.: Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m, Ch. LOSS (8-8)
From the looks of I predict an 8-8 record. Last year I predicted 8-8 and thought the Bills would be lucky to get there. I am more optimistic about this years team. I think the .500 mark would be a bit dissapointing. If Edwards and Owens click and our D can bulk up I think some of the Bills could easily take 2 of 3 from the Titans, Jags, and Dolphins and propel them into the playoff mix.
There is no way the Bills can go a full decade with out making the playoffs. The key for the Bills next season will be to win the games they have to win and for the first time in awhile we will have to steal some games.

Clay in Buffalo

Jason Peters: To Trade or Not To Trade

Conflicting reports on potential Peters trade continue
by Brian Galliford on in News 54 comments
Last week, AFC East reporter Tim Graham reported that the Buffalo Bills and OT Jason Peters remained at a contract impasse, and that the Bills were no closer to trading the disgruntled left tackle than to signing him. The report suggested the possibility that the Bills - long believed to be in a "sign him or ship him" limbo - might end up holding onto Peters through the 2009 NFL Draft, dealing with his likely holdout and letting Peters' 2008 season repeat itself next season.
Last night, Mike Lombardi of The National Football Post appeared on NFL Network's Total Access - and offered a slightly different take on the Peters situation.
Asked to give a percentage likelihood that Peters would be traded, Lombardi responded with "75 percent". He mentioned the aforementioned contract impasse, the Bills' willingness to entertain trade conversations to avoid a repeat of 2008, and stated that the team could expect a No. 1 draft pick "and some other things happening" in return for Peters.

....for the full article click here.


Another reason why Ryan Miller is the face of the Sabres organization,

The questions echoed off the empty locker stalls over and over Monday. What went wrong? What needs to be fixed? How can the Buffalo Sabres return to the playoffs?
The more Ryan Miller talked, the more obvious the answer became.
The Buffalo Sabres need to be more like Ryan Miller. Or, at the very least, they need to write down what he said, tape it to their walls and read the words daily during this second long summer in a row.
The franchise goaltender stood in front of his stall in HSBC Arena on locker-cleanout day and started with a caveat. He said it was too soon to make a list of what went wrong because the season ended just days ago. He said he needed time to digest things.
Then, for more than 10 minutes, Miller passionately and articulately described exactly what went wrong and how the Sabres can fix it. He provided the map the Sabres can use to find the way back to successes like 2006 and 2007, when they went to consecutive Eastern Conference finals.
The road to the Stanley Cup playoffs in 2009-10 starts with establishing an identity, finding a pulse for the dressing room.
"We've got to get back to some of the years we had a few years ago," Miller said. "But we also have to move past that because obviously it didn't win us a Cup then. I think that as much as the city fell in love with the team from a few years ago, you're never going to recapture it. We have to come out with our own identity.
"If we're going to be successful with the world-class talent we have on this team, it's going to have to come from attitude and willingness to compete. Those are things that you can instill in a player. A lot of times you can't find the talent that we have. I'm going to stick to it: We have a ton of talent available in this organization. What we need to do is find an identity, find that swagger that we had. That's the only thing I want to compare with a few years ago. I don't want to be that team, but I want the swagger. I want the confidence."
The Sabres lacked focus often this year, a trait that infuriated fans and sapped the Sabres of their drive. Miller said it's up to each player who wears Blue and Gold to find it.
"A lot of guys are going to have to take a good look at themselves this summer because it wasn't good enough," Miller said. "It's going to start with me looking at myself because I can't ask anybody else in this room to do anything until I look at myself. That's the trait that we need. It's that you have accountability for your actions, your play. You're not looking for excuses. Then it spreads. I think that just driving that point home is what the Sabres need.
"I'm going to be here. I want this to be an environment where we win hockey games, an environment where players can feel confident every night. I think that a lot of it comes from guys asking, "Am I doing enough?' then helping their teammates."
Becoming better teammates was a common theme throughout the dressing room Monday. Part of that involves letting each other know that it's time to grow up.
"If we can't kick ourselves in the butt to compete, then we should all be shipped out," Miller said. "It's got to start here. I think we have the talent. I think we were close. We're growing. These are the growing pains, unfortunately.
"We were using a few years ago as a crutch way too much. The expectations coming off those last few years might have hurt a little bit with some of the guys in here growing into different roles. But that's part of hockey. You grow up; you play; your role changes every year.
"When you're a rookie and you do it, they pat you on the head and say, "Hey! Good job. Way to go.' Then you grow up a bit, you play some more games, and then you do the same exact thing and it's just like, "Eh, you know, he's supposed to do that.' I think a lot of guys are kind of dealing with that. They're moving into a role where they're supposed to do that. They're supposed to be leaders. They're supposed to go out and score big goals. To be honest, I thought we saw some improvement."
It wasn't enough. The Sabres remained in 10th place. Miller knows that's what they deserved. He also believes it will soon be better.
"We didn't give ourselves a chance to get in the big dance, and we have no one to blame but ourselves," he said. "We're not seeking anybody out to give us any empathy on this one. The fans should be [angry]. We're [angry]. We're trying to figure things out.
"All that we ask is that everyone's patient enough to get through a summer. We hope to improve and put a better product on the ice.
"I'm not going to make any outrageous claims, but I want to be a team that has a swagger, has confidence .‚.‚. a team that's maturing and growing into what we should be with this amount of talent."

Monday, April 13, 2009

Worst Human Being Ever Alert

Spencer Pratt easily the worst human being around. Your parents must be real proud Spencer

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Bills First Round Pick Will Be . . .

Brandon Pettigrew TE Oklahoma State

Pettigrew is a big, solid, tight end with pretty good blocking and receiving skills. The Bills defense is still a few years away from shutting anyone down. The Bills should put all of their eggs into the offensive basket.

Owens, Evans, Lynch, Jackson, and Pettigrew could be a pretty decent scoring offense. The Bills have not had a solid multi-talented TE since Pete Metzelaars.

(Update 4/13 @ 12:10pm) Apparently the Buffalo News agrees with me

Quick Hits

The Bisons won their first game of the season. As usual 8 people were in attendance for the game. The powers to be should put the Bisons on the road for the first month of the season. Have the teams' first home game be in May. Players who are one step (or injury) away from playing in the major leagues deserve better than having eight people in the stands. Who can blame fans for not coming? Temperatures near the lake on Sunday were hovering around the freezing point.


Clay in Buffalo

A Real Life Bear Mauling

Come to find out a woman in Germany was recently mauled by a bear! You cant make this stuff up. Not only was the woman going for a swim in the bears "area" but she was doing so during the bears feeding time.
What could have possibly been growing this womans mind? In a day and age with "super zoom" digital cameras there is no real reason taht you need to be that close.

I hate to sound like a cold, callous, person. But if you climb into a polar bears fenced in area at a zoo and that aforementioned bear decides to ty and eat you, you are going to have to deal with what happens. If you lose your arms at the teeth of a bear, you had it coming. If a wild animal at any time in the year 2009, attacks you, it is on you and not on the bear. This is not the Oregon trail and we no longer are hunters and gatherers. There is never, ever, a time in todays society when you can get attacked by a bear and it be the bears fault.

From the looks of the bear didn't want to waste this oppurtunity. He must have been thinking that it was "supersized" meal he didn't want to pass up.

Update On Donte

ESPN Story On Mr. Whitner Getting Tased

So come to find out Donte Whitner is denying all allegations relating to him and the several charges he faces resulting from a fracas that broke out in Cleveland early Saturday morning.

Let's be real about this. If you get tased at 3am you are doing something wrong. You may not have been assaulting off duty police officers as the Cleveland PD is reporting, but you were doing something wrong.

"A statement from the Cleveland Police Department alleged a brawl erupted outside the club at about 3 a.m. As off-duty officers tried to restore order, Whitner aggressively forced his way into an area where he was told not to go. Officers temporarily restrained him before he broke free and squared off to fight." (ESPN)

I live three blocks from Chippewea. I am usually down there at least one night a week. I also worked at bars all through college. In my expierience, I have never seen a cop just walk up to someone at 3am and tase them just for fun. In every case the person who gets tased was doing something wrong. Moreoever, usually cops don't tase people and then throw them in jail over night if you are"doing nothing wrong".

How refreshing would it have been if Donte came out and said "Listen, I had a few too many pops last night, things got out of hand, and I am sorry. I plan on pleading guilty to what I am charged with and will take my punishment accordingly."?

I am not saying your guilty of what they are saying Donte. All I am saying is that people do not just get randomly tased.

It will be interesting to see the rap sheets of the others whom all got arrested outside the bar. If guns were involved in anyway Whitner should sit three games, no questions asked. If Whitner is found guilty of these charges he should sit.

I would rather miss the playoffs for 20 years and have guys on the Bills you can actually cheer for than a team full of miscreants and dregs! That may be rather hard considering one prominent double murderer (allegedly) and armed robber (thank god he was convicted) still has his name on the Wall of Fame at Ralph Wilson Stadium.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Sunday Funday

Byron Brown and TO out on Chippewea...That would be epic!

Oh Donte!

Marshawn Lynch, James Hardy, and now Donte Whitner.

"Buffalo Bills defensive back Donte Whitner was in a
Cleveland jail today after he was Tasered by off-duty police while trying to
join a "near riot" that broke out in front of a club where he was partying,
Cleveland police said.
Whitner, 23, who is from Cleveland and was a star
player for Ohio State, was inside the popular House of Blues night club in the
heart of downtown Cleveland when a melee broke out at about 3 a.m. outside the
A birthday party was under way in the club for Miami Dolphin
Ted Ginn Jr., also from Cleveland, but it's unclear whether Whitner was at the
club for the celebration.
According to Cleveland police, off-duty officers
were trying to quell the fracas when Whitner tried to leave the club to get to
the fight.
"Officers attempting to control the scene denied Whitner access to
the area at which time he attempted to force his way past the officers in an
aggressive manner," Cleveland police said in a statement.
As off duty
officers attempted to restrain Whitner, he began swinging his arms "in a violent
manner," and broke free. He then "took a fighting stance."
An off duty
officer used his Taser to subdue Whitner, "debilitating him enough that officers
were able to place him in handcuffs," police said.
Whitner is accused of
aggravated disorderly conduct and resisting arrest but he had not been formally
charged as of this afternoon. He was being held in Cleveland City
Whitner was not being given any special treatment at the jail, Police
Lt. Thomas Stacho said.
"He's in regular City Jail with everyone else,"
Stacho said.
Aggravated disorderly conduct carries a maximum penalty of 180
days in jail and/or a $1,000 fine. Resisting arrest carries a maximum penalty of
90 days in jail and/or a $750 fine.
The arrest comes just days after fellow
Buffalo Bill Marshawn Lynch was suspended for three games in the coming season
after being found with a weapon in a car in California.
Whitner was
previously arrested in 2006 in the Buffalo area and faced a non-criminal
harassment charge involving his girlfriend. The charge was later
Whitner was drafted by the Bills in 2006. He has remained active in
Cleveland by supporting efforts to benefit high school athletes, along with
several other community projects.
The House of Blues is a chain of music
halls and restaurants founded in 1992 by Hard Rock Cafe founder Isaac Tigrett
and his friend and investor, Dan Aykroyd."

Friday, April 10, 2009

Memo to Mr. Lynch

A Memo to Mr. Lynch:

Dear Marshawn,

I am a huge fan. I have your jersey, I laugh every time you say something (when you say things), and every time you touch the ball I have the feeling something exciting can happen.

With that being said, I have to implore you not to appeal your suspension.

What can you possibly appeal? You were caught red handed with a gun and hippie lettuce in your car early in the morning in a sketchy parking lot! Take your punishment like a man, sit out for three games and move on. You know what they call people that have done what you have done in the past nine months whom aren't pro athletes? They call them inmates! Be thankful you didn't smoke just a bit too much tree and pull a Plaxico Burress in your front seat. I also find it hard to believe that your appeal will have to much merit considering you were smoking dope with a loaded gun in your car with the lights on and a bogus license plate. I hate to break it you Marshawn but your not exactly Andy Dufrane.

If you were smart you would spend your twenty one day suspension contemplating just how damn lucky you are. You almost (allegedly) killed a woman with your car. You almost received felony weapons charges. And you almost would have gotten ten to fifteen more first downs last season if you hit the hole a little harder!

You make more money in a year than most of us will ever make in our lives! We can tolerate a lot of things in Buffalo. But what we can't tolerate is people squandering their blessings. In a region where jobs and money are scarce you are basically giving a big middle finger to Bills' fans and the people of Buffalo by showing such a large lack of respect for the position you are in!

Serve your suspension and let's move on. We are pretty good at forgiving our athletes. Just ask "Hank" Tallinder .

Quick Hits
Are you kidding me? Buffalo now apparently has a professional women's roller derby team. "The Queen City Roller Girls". As you will be able to discern for yourself from the picture, there are no "10's". All the dime pieces were at SoHo on Friday night while these chicks just bombed around a roller rink taking each other out. The only thing worse then these chicks partaking in such a stupid feat are the "fans" whom were reported in attendance by the Buffalo News. Are you kidding me? Who the hell decided on a Friday night that they want to go watch womens roller derby? "Yea, work was pretty tough this week, the boss is on my butt, I need to unwind! I got it, I'll go to some smokey roller rink on a Friday night and watch the Queen City Roller Girls." What a bunch of losers! People in Buffalo, I know things are tough. But we will get through them just like we always do! However, we can not sell ourselves and our city short. No matter how bad things are it is ALWAYS beneath you to attend women's roller derby, ALWAYS. There is no plausible excuse you can have for attending an event such as that. If its for charity mail them the check, if its for entertainment go play putt putt, if your girlfriend is on the team DUMP HER. There is no set of circumstances anyone can put together which would render attending roller derby as socially acceptable behavior.
Consider yourselves warned, let's move on, and forget any of this ever happened!...Oddly enough I just did the same thing with the 2008-2009 Buffalo Sabres season.


Paul Harris is going to test the waters in the NBA Draft? Congratulations Paul. I wonder if you are going to have another "party" up in the Falls? I actually saw Paul Harris' last "party" that they threw for the fine young man in his home town.. I was driving home after a night out with some old college buddies the when I found myself in the middle of scene from a 50Cent video! As some of you may remember there was a large fight and gun shots at the party held for Mr. Harris prior to him leaving for Syracuse outside of a nightclub in Niagara Falls. This in conjunction with some of his other "off the court issues" (charges of domestic violence etc) make it pretty tough to root for the hometown boy.

With so many great kids and great stories in college basketball how the hell can you root for a kid Paul Harris?


The Bills reportedly do not know what to with Jason Peters. Ill tell you what to do with Jason Peters. Send three of four interns from 1 Bills Drive to that guys house, pack all his crap, give him a bus ticket and send him out of town. That dude is out of his mind!
Hey Jason, the point of being on the offensive line is blocking. Not putting your hands in the air in shock everytime someone gets around you. I dont want to hear about this Pro Bowl garbage either. You were a default pick in a meaningless game. Why don't you do everyone a favor and just go away! The fact that no one around Buffalo is up in arms over the thought of you leaving is a pretty clear indication that the only two people in this entire world who believe you are worth the money you are asking for are you and your agent. Hit the bricks you clown.


Clay in Buffalo

Are You Kidding Me Pirates?

So let me get this straight. Here in America we have defeated the Germans, the Japanese, scored a split decision with the Koreans and Vietnamese, and we can not use military force to get a guy off a pirates' dingy? Come on Barack, do what Georgey would have done, find the meanest, toughest, most bad ass marines and send them in there to get the Captain back! Enough is Enough. These guys are in canoes and are shooting at us with armaments that make tanks look relevant!

Quick Hits


The Sabres missed the playoffs again and everyone has a theory as to why. I'll tell you why...If you look at the rosters of teams such as Detroit, San Jose, and even the New York Rangers, they are teams with grown ass MEN. There is no denying the talent on the Sabres. Close your eyes and think back to all those Stanley Cup highlights you have seen (or use to see) on television. You don't remember guys with pretty faux-hawks, and designer lids. You remember guys missing half their faces because they just took a biscuit off their temple. You remember guys with sweat laden hats, looking angry and mean! Think Henrik Zetterberg now think Jason Pominville...Game 7, two-minutes left, your teams up by a goal and you have to kill off the extra attacker. Who would you rather have out there? Zetterberg


Strangely enough "Mr. Met" has a higher approval rating than Collins or Patterson. What a great photo op though. The Governor of a collapsing state, the top executive of a collapsing county, and the mascot of a team who just collapses.
The Bisons are now 0-1. There is no word yet if those two clowns on WGR's afternoon drive show are calling for the coach to be fired.
Paul Hamilton, who does a tremendous job covering the Bills and the Sabres really needs to invest in blue tooth technology. Every day during his interviews he hits the buttons on his cell phone while talking on the air. You would think that someone over at WGR would spring the $50 and get the guy a bluetooth. If someone could also pass a not along to the guy to maybe clear his throat prior to coming on the air that would surely help. The guy is a tremendous sports reporter and really has good things to say. It would just be easier to listen to him if he acted like he actually was on the radio
Clay in Buffalo

Thursday, April 9, 2009


Whats up? Thanks for stopping by and welcome to my blog. The idea for this blog was thought up over some gin and tonics at a wedding last summer. My hope is to mix some of my takes on the Jim Rome show with my love (hate) for being a Buffalo Sports fan. I think that the city of Buffalo and fans of Buffalo sporting teams have basically two voices for sports. WGR and the Buffalo News. I am hoping to grow this blog into an interactive forum where we can be real about what the hell is going on in this city with our sports teams.

The Buffalo Sabres have now missed the playoffs five of the past seven years. Amazingly, I no longer see girls in Ryan Miller jerseys, people with sabres flags flying from their cars, and most notably the players whom we all idolized and could do no wrong two years ago are now the whipping boys for a failed organization.

Buffalo has to be the biggest "band wagon" city in North America. The reason people in Buffalo get so low on their sports teams is because the people here get so high.

Buffalo will never be a New York City, Philadelphia, Dallas, Los Angeles, and any other big time market you want to throw in there. Some will say we should expect championships, others will contend that we should just be happy Buffalo has two major professional sports teams. It seems whatever camp you are in tends to be a losing battle

The problem with Buffalo is that sometimes we are a bit to willing to just accept failure. Whether it be our economy or our sports teams. We have a football team that has not gone to playoffs in over two presidential terms, a hockey team that has only made it twice in the past seven years...Yet we sell out the stadiums, buy the merch, and spend our days telling our friends "there is always next year."

There is a guy name Lou who sits behind me at Bills games. He is a great, hard working guy, who has been coming to Bills games since the days of the rockpile. Towards the end of the season last year Lou just gave up. He stopped cheering, stopped swearing at the refs, and started to read the sports page during the game. It was during a TV time out that I turned around saw my fate. The game was out of hand, the Bills were now on the brink of being eliminated from the playoffs after a 4-0 start, and Lou was sitting in his seat with a blank look on his face. His face wasn't someone who bummed out over another losing season. It was the look of someone who knew that in his life he will never, ever, see a Superbowl brought home to Buffalo.

His pain and frustration was so evident it radiated off him. It was at that moment I knew that being a myopic Buffalo sports fan may literally be the death of me.

Quick Hits...
T, Owens today was asked by a local reporter something along the lines of how he liked "Western New York?"....After spending the first half of the question talking about Toronto, TO had some very nice things to say about the area. This is pretty encouraging. Hopefully he can find a bit more places to eat than Willis "I Don't Even Tip at Applebee's" MacGahee.


The Buffalo Bisons opened their season today. In a brillant marketing move the Bisons invited Gov. Patterson to throw out the first pitch and gave tickets away to several hundred folks whom had just lost their job. There is no word yet if the Bills plan on having a represenative from Rogers Communication flipping the coin at the Bills home opener or if a whole bevy of former CEO's of Bethlehem Steel will be leading the St. Patricks Day Parade next year through South Buffalo. Poor form Bisons. Those people who are down on their luck should have been allowed to "escape" at the ball park not be reminded of everything that is wrong with WNY. However, it was quite comical to see Byron Brown, Chris Collins, and Paterson all in line together. The only other line in Buffalo that has acheieved less is Thomas Vanek's line.

Clay in Buffalo